博鲁茨本周愤怒列表

bruceho

圣保利球迷向边裁扔啤酒 —— 一般来说我对向别人脖子扔杯子没什么意见，但是浪费一瓶完整的啤酒没什么好骄傲的！！！如果他们要浪费更好的饮料比如涂料稀释剂我就会向他们一个一个发电子邮件给他们看一只愤怒鸭子的照片！！！
ST. PAULI FANS EMBRACING THEIR BEER THROWING WAYS -- NORMALLY I AM ALL FOR HITTING PEOPLE IN THE NECK WITH CUPS BUT WASTING A PERFECTLY GOOD BEER IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY HAD WASTED AN EVEN BETTER BEVERAGE LIKE PAINT THINNER I WOULD HAVE BEEN FORCED TO EMAIL THEM ALL A PICTURE OF AN ANGRY DUCK!!!!!!!!

踢猫头鹰的球员这次踢人了（哥伦比亚球员路易斯.莫雷诺前不久因为在比赛里将一只落在球场上的猫头鹰一脚踢开，该猫头鹰最后在医院里死亡，莫雷诺因此受到公众批评。这次他再次在角旗附近用同样的动作，不过踢的是倒在地上的对方球员）—— 你他妈的有毛病啊？！？！我认为你有很严重的脾气问题！！！去看医生吧！！！否则我会对着你的脸狂叫直到我血管爆破然后把你狠揍一顿！！！
OWL KICKER KICKS A PERSON -- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I THINK YOU HAVE SERIOUS ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HELP!!!!!!!!!! GET HELP NOW OR I WILL SCREAM IN YOUR FACE UNTIL MY VEINS JUMP OUT OF MY BODY AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

玉米—— 我就知道！！！我早就说过玉米到处都是但没人听我！！！现在它在动画片里嘲笑我们了！！！啊啊啊啊你们这些笨蛋看什么玉米动画片！！！
CORN -- I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THE CORN WAS EVERYWHERE BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!! NOW IT IS MOCKING US IN CARTOON FORM!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT FOR ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

伊朗的贝克汉姆和卡恩雕像 —— 有这么多门将来做个雕像为什么不能做我的？！？！我觉得这非常有冒犯性！！！从来没有人做一个我的难看雕像，尽管我的梦想是有一个我动作是快要打喷嚏一边飞腿踢向一只大灰熊的雕像！！！啊啊啊啊我希望我有像这个贝克汉姆雕像上的头发！！！
IRAN'S STATUES OF DAVID BECKHAM AND OLIVER KAHN -- OF ALL THE GOALKEEPERS TO MAKE A HORRIBLE STATUE OF WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!??!! I FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE EVER MAKES HORRIBLE STATUES OF ME EVEN THOUGH MY DREAM IS TO HAVE ONE POSED LIKE I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE WHILE ROUNDHOUSE KICKING A GRIZZLY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I WISH I HAD THE HAIR OF THE BECKHAM STATUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



维迪奇说他看The Notebook的时候快哭了—— 什么样的婴儿会因为一个电影哭啊？！？！唯一一个让我觉得难受的电影是小美人鱼，因为那是一个真正的大师之作！！！大师之作！！！但我没哭泣只是用头撞电视直到我晕过去然后忘记乌苏拉对爱丽儿有多么坏！！！啊啊啊啊我现在想用头撞什么东西！！！！
VIDIC ADMITTING HIS WEAKNESS TO THE NOTEBOOK -- WHAT KIND OF BABY ALMOST CRIES OVER A MOVIE?!?!!???!?!?!?!? THE ONLY MOVIE THAT EVER GETS TO MY EMOTIONS IS THE LITTLE MERMAID AND THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!! A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD OF CRYING I JUST HEADBUTT THE TELEVISION UNTIL I BLACK OUT AND FORGET HOW MEAN URSULA IS TO ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW I NEED TO HEADBUTT SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!



欧冠曼联主场的无头人—— 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
MAN UNITED'S HEADLESS PERSON -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


热刺门将戈麦斯—— 你在欧冠上的那个失误让我想起了自己的失误，然后这让我感觉非常糟糕！！！非常糟糕！！！！啊啊啊啊啊为什么你的后脑勺这么平啊？！？！
HEURELHO GOMES -- YOUR MISTAKES MAKE ME REMEMBER MY OWN AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL AWFUL!!!!!! AWFUL!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD SO FLAT?!?!!??!??!



我的笨蛋邻居丹.维科夫斯基—— 当时周日我正在努力忘记对米兰的输球，用马桶冲我的脑袋一边唱着Taylor Swift的歌曲，然后我笨蛋邻居丹.维科夫斯基慌慌张张的来了！！！他问我还好吗！！！我说“是的，丹，我没事”！！！但我说的方式要他知道实际上我感觉很不好，而且如果我自己知道的话我不会在5分钟后就要尿尿，我会把整个马桶从地板上掀起来然后用来狂揍他！！！丹说我不必要把一场输球看得太重，而且我可以去跟他还有他的小屁孩一起看电影来忘掉事情！！！我说“当然，这听起来不错”！！！尽管我实际上听着像一场噩梦！！！然后我们居然在他家看The Notebook，我陷得比我想象中的要深然后当Rachel McAdams在雨中要亲吻男主角的时候我从三楼窗户往外跳来逃出这个过于美丽的场景！！！啊啊啊啊我希望丹的DVD播放机爆炸引起他们家里火灾，然后他们可以轻松的逃出来！！！！
MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI -- SO I WAS TRYING TO FORGET OUR LOSS TO MILAN ON SUNDAY BY REPEATEDLY FLUSHING MY HEAD IN THE TOILET WHILE SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS WHEN MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI CAME OVER ALL PANICKY!!!!!!!!! HE ASKED ME IF I WAS OK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID "YES DAN I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!" WHILE I CONTINUED TO FLUSH MY HEAD IN THE TOILET BUT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO HE WOULD KNOW THAT I REALLY WASN'T FINE AND IF I KNEW THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PEE IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES I WOULD HAVE RIPPED THE TOILET OUT OF THE FLOOR AND PUNCHED HIM WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAN SAID THAT I SHOULDN'T TAKE ONE LOSS SO HARD AND THAT I WAS WELCOME TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH HIM AND HIS GOOBER KIDS TO GET MY MIND OFF THINGS!!!!!!! I SAID "SURE THAT SOUNDS NICE!!!!!!" EVEN THOUGH IT REALLY SOUNDED LIKE A HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!! WE ENDED UP WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK AND IT ACTUALLY GOT TO ME MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD SO I JUMPED OUT THEIR THIRD FLOOR WINDOW WHEN RACHEL MCADAMS KISSED RYAN GOSSLING IN THE RAIN TO ESCAPE THE OVERWHELMING BEAUTY OF THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE DAN'S DVD PLAYER EXPLODES AND STARTS A HOUSE FIRE THAT THEY CAN ALL EASILY ESCAPE FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

我是阿图尔博鲁茨，下周再见！上帝保佑！！！
I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

[ 本帖最后由 bruceho 于 2011-4-16 10:18 编辑 ]

秦汉唐

内牛满面。愤怒列表更新的太慢了。

jonathon

这次的笑点不多么....

替补门将

zrzxy

我越来越喜欢这家伙了

bartonlmh

紫城在哪里找的

曾经的9号

他的邻居真倒霉 不过也算出名了 呵呵

FaLcoN

唔……………

东东

真是一个可爱的家伙

donnell

不知如果他走了，还会不会更新rage list

bruceho

原帖由 donnell 于 2011-4-16 21:25 发表
不知如果他走了，还会不会更新rage list

这个在他凯尔特人时期就有了

异世界

以前刚看觉得好新鲜，现在发现就是咆哮体么，中国这边模仿他的？